A place to laugh at hipsters...
Posted by diehipster at 8/18/2007 3:42 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
Lace up your Chucks and grab your Latte's, now we have a place to laugh at hipsters. Enjoy! 
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A place to laugh at hipsters. Not everything on this site is true. Death is not wished upon anyone. Sense of humor is needed to view this site. However, I wish the infestation would go away. You DO NOT make this city more interesting.
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Lace up your Chucks and grab your Latte's, now we have a place to laugh at hipsters. Enjoy!
i hate hipsters they are the modern day hippies but even more lazy because the dont play hackysack, they should take there stupid fedora hats, retarded vests, slip on shoes and tight black jeans and get off the benches they sit on for hours and walk back over the williamsburg bridge where you can be as lazy and "original" as you want to be even though you all where the same 10 logo t's from urban outfitters, fucking stupid hipsters.
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Wow...someone has a lot of time on their hands. And sounds a little jealous and bitter.
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Shut up douche!! There is a reason why this website was put up in the first place!!! To vent about these stupid fucken hipsters so if you don't like, then shut the fuck up and don't visit this site anymore. You're probably a hipster, right? DOUCHE!
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Ranting is wonderful and hipsters are a fun and easy target. I too have a certain disdain for them but I must admit, some of the chicks are hot. Maybe I am thinking of the art-school multicolored hair type of girl...oh my god, I am in love with a hipster!
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I know what you mean, last week I saw this amazing-looking hipster girl; of course she was sitting with a whole gaggle of annoying hipsters.
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Everyone hates hipsters and for good reason. Although I must confess, i share a lot of hipster interests. I like a lot of the same bands, love drinking cheap booze, and sleeping with their women when I can. but you'd never be able to tell by looking at me, I'm from the upper west side, went to private school on the upper east side and it kinda stuck with me. At 23 even though I work as a music promoter (which is a very hipsterish job) I prefer khakis and button downs and looking like I give a shit about my appearence, definitely not a metrosexual though for any concerned. it's not so much the lifestyle they lead but their constant need to advertise that bothers me. "Oh you listen to these bands really? you must be a very cool person, enjoying music of the calibre says a lot about you, you must be an amazing person" pretention. it sucks. it's annoying. i hate it, hipsters no youre not too cool for lincoln nebraska please move back there, youre driving my rent up.
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Latte's is possessive. Lattes in the correct plural. Poll a hundred hipsters. Most of them will have a better grasp of language. Loser.
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Thanks Jane! What would we do without you? Have a productive day!
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Hey Jane,
I came in your latte this morning. Hope you enjoyed.
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If you work in a coffee shop you're a fucking hipster.
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Ah, the usual attack on grammar when stupid people can't think of a better argument. A red herring.
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ha!
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Personally, I can't stand hipsters. They came in, took over and pretend that they are the ones who built the city. I left Williamsburg because of them. They stink the entire neighborhood up and are the rudest sons of bitches I ever had the displeasure of encountering. Aren't we New Yorkers supposed to be rude? Yeah right! New Yorkers will stop to help others in need, but not these morons. They'll let you die in the street just because you're not one of them.
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Actually, hipsters do suck and that doesn't make me a fascist. For the record Im a scientific anarchist....I think you hipster fucks are NAZIs...very totalitarian, robot-like...you guys wear the same outfits and denounce anyone who doesn't like you..Plus most of you have lice in your beards....and stink really bad...And, don't even try to whine that no, you are actually left in your politics....I don't buy that bullshit for a second....you guys can't stop buying shit so you are actually corporate buttboys and real estate developer pawns and don't even realize it..You can deny all you want, but your political liberalism is in your own minds....Hey why don't you get out your guided by voices records and sing along......Your invasion of Brooklyn is similar to the NAZI invasion of Poland...so FOAD HIPSTERS...JOSH AND FUCKIN MEGAN Kiss my ass NAZI HIPSTERS. ALl you have done is suck the life away from working people who were barely making it before you invaded. Seriously...WHAT have you done for the neighborhood...besides hipster it up? What are you actually contributing to the community...and I don't mean hipster shit that nobody cares about...you can't pay the rent with that or feed your kids....
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this is really funny stuff, guys. you must have a lot of time to be so angry. why don't you just cut to the chase, start staging pogroms and killing people, you facists. get over yourselves and live your own lives.
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Go fuck yourself.....
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Replace "Hipster" with "Jew" and then go fuck yourself, you pile of garbage. Find something more productive to do, like recycle.
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yeah why are hipsters so skinny? because they want to look that they are bohemian and poor starving artists.. but in reality, they always shop at fakkin' whole foods which is twice the price other grocery stores? won't eat meat and won't even fuck non-vegans? do you really think your shite will smell better?
and the fact that they are jobless but live in fakkin' modern condo/ loft in hip Greenpoint/ Bedford, yeah right your daddy's paying the monthly bill and you can continue living freely, wake up in the afternoon, sipping your latte at the cafe, the milk will stuck on your facial hair, while you talking about your new band that won't sell and your screenprinted t-shirt that nobody will buy!
^_* and get drunk when the sun sets, hey, everyday is like Sunday!
damn vegan, smoke organic weed, organic cocaine and drink organic beer all the time! you think you're better than anyone?
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It's as if someone flushed a giant toilet somewhere and all the shit plopped out in Greenpoint. You fucking hipster a-holes make me sick! Stay in Billyburg and stop fagging up my neighborhood. The fucking condo rats aren't welcome in Greenpoint either. Get out you scumbags!
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I like the website. I'm not a new yorker nor have I ever lived in new york (in fact, I'm originally from the south side of Chicago), but I've visited your fair city on numerous occasions. New Yorkers as a rule have been nothing but friendly, helpful, and generally good folks (my grandfather was from the Bronx and is my hero). The biggest jerks I met while visiting nyc were the hipsters, they were the ones who would give me a blank look if I asked how to get somewhere and sneer at people 'not from nyc' ... ironic given they are all from the midwest like me, but apparently didn't have any of those famous midwestern manners thumped into their collective vacuous heads.
I still live in Chicago and we have some hipster infestations of our own, I only assume they are also hipsters from small towns in the midwest, but lack the chutzpah to move to nyc (like it is that hard to move to nyc, you guys have practically made it disneyland), making them even more annoying in my book.
Good luck routing them out. I've been recently battling a rat infestation in my apartment, I can only assume the hipster problem is similar in scope and level of frustration.
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Is this "hipster" thing kinda close to the whole "emo" thing? Just another excuse to be a fucking wimp. We got em' here in Minnesota as well, so it's not just a transplanted phenom. These are the type of people I fart next to at the store and walk away so others think they did it.
Why are chuck taylors' a hipster thing? Punks, Metalheads, and skaters have been wearing em' for years, before these bungholes were around..
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God damn right we got hipsters in minnesota, and they are fucking annoying. Toss beer cans at them and they fly away just like pigeons though. Pussies!
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Exactly. I was wearing Chucks before most of those idiots were born. It annoys me that they've co-opted them. Then again, Chucks don't provide the support my aging feet need so I suppose it's just as well I've stopped wearing them.
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You sound like a hipster girl complaining about someone wearing the same outfit to a party.
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Look at this hipster, they're everywhere!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=19805352&albumID=0&imageID=1227961
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