Brooklyn, Ohio
Posted by diehipster at 8/26/2007 9:40 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
Yeah, so there is a Brooklyn, Ohio. I think it's only fair that about 100,000 guido's move from Brooklyn, NY to Brooklyn, Ohio and start opening up pizza stores, soccer cafe's, social clubs, pork stores etc. They can walk around in Sergio Tachinni's, slicked back hair, drive down Main Street blasting techno. Does that sound ridiculous? I'm sure hipsters would say that there is nothing wrong with that. But I think it's a good comparison as to what has happened here. It's just as ridiculous. Oh and to the other annoying filthy transplants from Minnesota, and other mid-west states this applies to you too.
Now go edit a film, go record a demo, go get your latte, go mess up your hair, go splash some paint on your clothes and have a great Sunday! (Not that you know or care what day of the week it is anyway)
Go ahead, release your hippness. Blog down your father and take his place at my side as ruler of the galaxy. I can feel the hipster dwelling within you, with each article you become more my servant.
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but nothing we associate with hipsters, like galleries, cafes, bars, whatever are particularly common in the midwest.
that said, i'm sure brooklyn, ohio would appreciate the pizza influx. who wouldn't?
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Yes, people in Ohio have never heard of galleries, cafes, bars, or pizza. Those must only exist in New York.
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Most Hipsters come from New England I hope you realize. I am from Brooklyn and currently live in Boston. On a regular basis I have to hear how so and so moved to Brooklyn and how they made it better. I also get to hear how I am causing gentrification in Boston since I moved here from NY.
Kind of ironic. I guess that is why Hipsters love irony, it justifies their messed up view of the world. Anyways, I think that every New Yorker should do their duty and beat these punks to a pulp so they leave. They can cry all they want and repost the same article over and over again. There is only one way to get rid of these kids and its by force.
Do it soon because if I meet another rich white punk from the burbs of Boston walking around with his Brooklyn shirt on, I am going to wind up in jail for assault.
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