Some good rants off CL, I feel bad for the 700sq ft guy.

 

Of Hipsters and Scrotums:

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Reply to: pers-407743776@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-27, 10:50PM EDT


I really do not know what is worse:
The hipster-boys crawling around my neighborhood,
Or
The crabs crawling around my scrotum!

But:

It is much easier to:
Stop the crabs from crawling around my scrotum,
Then it is to
Stop the hipster-boys from crawling around my neighborhood!

Word!


PS:
And those god damn park slope lesbian stroller Nazis
gotta go, too! You know who you are...
50 something year old dykes with babies adopted from Asia
at 30 thousand dollars a pop, barreling down 9th street
with a double wide stroller the size of a Hummer. You think you
are so god damn important that the whole city has to come to a
screeching halt, just because you decide it is time to take your
little brat out for a spin to the organic food store? Guess what:
fuck you! The next time your damn stroller hits my ankle, I'm gonna
kick it right in to the street, in front of that truck!

dumb hipster bitch wearing fedora

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Reply to: pers-407870952@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-28, 3:09AM EDT


Please! someone make this bitch shut up. She's on the train trying to make friends with some puerto rican lady (the hipster guilt). She explains that she's from portland, is a vegan,and volunteers at a battered womens shelter. I wonder if blacks and ricans will ever figure out that the hipsters who try so hard to befriend them are driving them out? www.diehipster.com

Illegal Loft Conversion....what to do...

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Reply to: pers-407075142@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-27, 10:13AM EDT


Im living in Brooklyn in a smaller loft, like 700 sq ft, just me and one small pet. Its in an old factory owned by the Hasids. They dont do any work to the building, but it isnt horrible. Neighborhood is manufacturing with the hipsters moving in slowly. the telltale coffee shop recently opened around the corner.

anyway, i moved in a bit under 2yrs ago for 1150, and after the first yr it went up to 1200. i bitched but i paid it. now i got a notice saying its going to 1400. the landlord will tell me its the cost of gas and utilites, but im only a single person, when some of these spaces have 3 and 4 people living in them.

in preparation of the ensuing argument im going to have with the landlord, i looked up the address at the DOB website and found the building has been cited for illegal conversations from artist studios. its been rumored that since its an illegal apt you can basically squat there and not pay rent. id rather not do that, but instead use the info as leverage in the rent hike.

anybody have experience with this, or know where to find my info. Ive called the 311 and the building inspectors to try and get info anonymously but no one returns calls there, or they just keep transferring you to no one, and no one answers except the receptionist.

any info would be helpful.

wow lots of people really hate hipsters

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Reply to: pers-404935773@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-24, 12:35PM EDT


I never thought that so many people find hipsters so shitty. Almost all native NYers, people from Jersey and Long Island, all races and income levels. What did they do to get so many people to hate them?

re:midwestern hipsters in nyc

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Reply to: pers-402914241@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-22, 12:01AM EDT


I couldn't agree more. I've had enough of these cocksuckers. I guess Chicago is flooded with hipsters. They have singlehandedly ruined NYC. These assholes think they're so trendy and cutting edge. I guess they didn't know nyc hasn't been hip for 20 yrs. I've heard they have started to invade Vancouver. Leave to hipsters to fuck up a city.

Hipsters will be leaving in 4 or 5 years

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Reply to: pers-405254949@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-24, 6:36PM EDT


Don't worry friend the hipsters will be going in four or five years. As bottom feeders in their culture they will soon be moving on. After all how many waitrons and talentless artists does any city need? A new fad will come soon, maybe moving back to the suburbs and small mid-western towns will come to vogue and they will flood into Ohio again. Who knows. All we know is that it is important for them to feel on the cutting edge, so whatever the trend is, they will be right on it.

Angry brickman stomps Josh

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Reply to: pers-408075389@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-28, 11:56AM EDT


Ok, whose that dude who wants hipster accounts?.... here's one....no shit...ok...On Saturday night, late, I was walking home from the train, Prospect stop, R towards 5th Ave. and some angry stank brickman finally had it with this fuckin hipster asshole. As I passed by, I saw a trembling petrified "Meagan" trying to give the pissed off Brick-dude her little purse but he was N O T H A V I N G I T! The brick-dude was muttering, spitting and stomping the shit out of "Josh", the BF. Then, I saw another scraggly brick-dude come around...it didn't look good for those hipsters...I was kinda happy...Yeah, you can only be annoying and fucked up for so long before the agents of Karma hold you accountable...see hipsters keep fucking up and the brick men will come out of the subway tunnels and slap the shit out of you with a brick.