Mayor Mike to impose "Hipster Tax" on Mid-Westerners moving to NYC
Posted by diehipster at 8/30/2007 5:24 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
Unfortunately, this isn't true. But it should be. Since their art sucks, since they can't act, since their bands will never pack the Garden, then what else are they doing here??? Just wasting space and raising prices. NYC should charge every Mid-Western artist, actor and musician 100,000 to enter NYC. Hey that shouldn't be a problem right? We could get their Daddys to fork it over and then when their art, music, acting and theatre careers take off they'll get their money back quickly. Leave hipster, leave.
Unfunny hipster parody is just slightly above the human fecal matter that have curled, waxed mustaches. If you're going to assault these dorks you could at least have come up with something more insightful, thought provoking, or scathing then "LOL GO BACK TO YOUR DADDY'S HOUSE IN OKLAHOMA AND TAKE YOUR CANVAS WITH YOU. AM I RIGHT?" Instead I'm left with recycled, obvious jokes about drinking PBR and growing beards. Want something to rant about? How about that turd of a record the Dirty Projectors just released where they 'cover' Black Flag songs, for starters? You can whine about shitty art, fashion, and music all you want but until you do something interesting you might as well be wearing gold hot pants and a members only jacket, bub.
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Hey man..I listened to that shitty band and you are right they are totally fucked...Plus they totally ripped off Zappa chords & harmony from Ruben & the Jets....and those assholes have the nerve to say shit in their lyrics like ...oh everyone is so jealous..why can't we be friends..and shit...guess what hipster...FUCK YOU! Where's the brickman.....
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agreed.
it all sounds like extreme jealousy.
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Who the hell are the Dirty Projectors? We try to stay as far away from hipster culture as possible so we can only make fun of what we see. But I see your point very Sun Tzu esque. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer & destroy the enemy from within. Too bad I have a job and can't waste my time getting knee deep into hipster culture.
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this site is the biggest waste of time I've ever seen. Someone is feeling a bit insecure? Dirty Projectors are great.
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hey, at least your job doesn't keep you from making an ENTIRE BLOG about hipster culture!
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Hows about this for jealosuy I am going to go into business off these smelly hipsters. Biggest money maker in the world, bars of soap and deodorant stand (discount prices) on Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg Brooklyn. Now thats smart! We all know they need it.
From a real New Yorker who bathes daily.
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Hey CN, you can make some extra income by opening a barber shop on Bedford Ave. What is up with hipsters and their stupid haircuts? Don't they have friends? Why don't their friends tell them that they look like idiots?
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