Introducing, by far, the coolest people in the world.
Posted by diehipster at 9/5/2007 9:30 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
CLICK HERE to see the most talented, coolest, different (however they do all kind of look the same), artists and musicians in the world! I don't think I've ever seen so many malnourished, messy haired, vintage clothes wearing, "TALENTED" hipsters in one place. Make sure to find the "Halloween Album" and then notice how the people look the same as the people in the "non-Halloween" albums. Too funny.
Just explain to me, how 100,000 people can infest a zip code and all claim to be talented??? Doesn't that kill the point of being unique and different? I don't get it. I guess I never will.
Ok, Diehipster, this really doesn't seem that interesting.....What about the Broolyn Gentrification report at http://www.onnyturf.com/articles/read.php?article_id=599 Check out the section on displacement residents toward the end..kinda gets me pissed.
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pK, Each entry is not supposed to be an in depth look into gentrification and zoning. Sometimes to me, making fun of the way these clones look and act is what I feel should be posted that day. But YOU are the reason this blog was created. To get info, data and thoughts like yours to stir a debate. Thanks for your comment! Keep them coming.
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OK, how long has it been since you updated your fuckin site??????????? Better get on it man...hate is a bubblin up!
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YOu know what is nasty I just got off the phone with someone who lives in Williamsburg (and they are Brooklynite's by the way not some scuzzy nasty hipsters from Montana) and is from Williamsburg and has lived there all of their life. Here's the kicker there's some nasty hipster who is right now washing his clothes in his tighty whities in a backyard with water from a bucket, nasty freakin bastards.
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Realistically guys, what can we all do to discourage these freaking hipsters from coming over and wasting precious real estate? Ranting is great and all but there's no mental/physical impact that affects them...
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What can you do?
1. Voodoo
2. Poison making them impotent & hairless
3. Kick the shiiiit out of them
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Take away their supply of blow and PBR. *ba dum dum*
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Writing from Detroit here, I admit I lived in Brooklyn for a year a few years ago, because my boyfriend at the time grew up in Brighton Beach, so I think I should be exempt from being hated on. (Well, that and I shower regularly and don't wear trucker hats like hipster ass clowns) But, I'm here to forewarn you, I know nearly 20 hipsters who have came your way in the past month and more coming your way in the next month. Sorry, but Detroit isn't cool to them anymore and we don't want them.
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Ugh, they are trying to take over the world!! As a New Yorker, I have no problem with people coming here from anywhere else in the world. I take pride in NY's cultural diversity. However, hipsters are not something to be proud of. They are something to disdain and beat the shit out of.
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These assholes could do some good by joining the National Guard and providing some relief to them that are putting their asses on the line. A friends son has done 3 tours, one in Afghanistan and 2 in Iraq. That's just one example. A military draft would come as a nasty awakening. Big changes coming for these jerks.
Have a nice morning folks.
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Greenfuzz: Most Hipsters that can't make it to NYC join the National Guard and the Army. Civil Service Hipsters I will respect more for defending our country. But to move to Brooklyn and take over our real estate and just do nothing all day, while I work a 9-5 job, thats just plain BullShit.
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My rent is $1600 a month, A hipster that lives alone moved in next door to me 2 years ago, so his rent must be a bit higher than mine. Sometimes when I'm off, I hear him next door leaving at 10:30 for work, then coming back at 4pm. Gee could that be his work shift? And he ain't no freelancer or artist. I don't know how they do it?
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i hate hipsters because they dont know how to cross the street, in brooklyn. They expect you to stop b4 a stop sign... And if u dont stop, they give u dirty looks. if they dont like it, they can go cross the street in virginia.
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