-Wakes up: 11: 00 am

(skips shower)

 

-Goes to coffee shop for over priced, long named, hot beverage: 11:30 am

(mingles with other zombies)


-Goes back to over priced apartment and logs on to Brooklyn Vegan for music update: 12:00 pm



-  Takes L train to Lower East Side and buys frisbee from cool hipster shop thats going out of business any day now  : 12:30 pm



- Arrives back in "Billyburg" and goes directly to McCarren Park - finds other hipsters not working and willing to fling the frisbee around on a Tuesday afternoon: 1:30pm - 6:00pm



- Returns to over priced apartment : 6:30 pm

(skips shower)


- Changes black Chuck Taylors to white Chuck Taylors : 6:35 pm



- Re-styles hair to achieve bed head for evening out on the town : 6:40 pm  - 9:40 pm



-  Checks electronic funds transfer on bank website......All OK. Blows kisses out window in direction of MidWest to thank parents : 9:45 pm



- Goes out on town. Visits new , trendy, hip, and cool bars. Drinks poor man beer, pays with Platinum Visa. Talks about art, theater, and music with other talented artists , actors, and musicians: 10:00 pm - 4:00am



- Goes back to over priced apartment, sleeps. : 4:30 am



-Wakes up with best natural looking bed head he has had in his 2 years living in Brooklyn: 11:00 am


(SKIPS SHOWER)