More people releasing steam on Craigs List. Hey you can't blame them.
Posted by diehipster at 9/19/2007 7:49 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
midwestern hipsters in nyc
Reply to: pers-424764267@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-17, 1:19PM EDT
I'm waiting for the train and this midwestern hipster in tight jeans is talking to this puerto rican thug.
He's being the usual apologetic, kiss ass hipster. I'm like, ok.. why don't you suck the guys dick already.
He's talking to the guy and saying "these white boys". I'm listening in amusement thinking, what do you
think you are, you pussy. What makes these annoying assholes come to nyc?
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Date: 2007-09-17, 1:19PM EDT
I'm waiting for the train and this midwestern hipster in tight jeans is talking to this puerto rican thug.
He's being the usual apologetic, kiss ass hipster. I'm like, ok.. why don't you suck the guys dick already.
He's talking to the guy and saying "these white boys". I'm listening in amusement thinking, what do you
think you are, you pussy. What makes these annoying assholes come to nyc?
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re:performance art
Reply to: pers-421551193@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-13, 2:33PM EDT
"performance artist"
If I ever hear this phrase again, I'm going to shoot somebody, in the face, then decapitate
them and place their head on a pike so hipsters will remember that their performance art
fucking sucks for all eternity.
Let's just call it like it is - really, really shitty community theater that doesn't make sense.
Performance art is a scam designed to extort money from the federal government by people
so profoundly untalented that they can't create a readymade.
Some performance artists are so fucking stupid that they don't even know that hipsters live
in brooklyn, not manhattan.
Date: 2007-09-13, 2:33PM EDT
"performance artist"
If I ever hear this phrase again, I'm going to shoot somebody, in the face, then decapitate
them and place their head on a pike so hipsters will remember that their performance art
fucking sucks for all eternity.
Let's just call it like it is - really, really shitty community theater that doesn't make sense.
Performance art is a scam designed to extort money from the federal government by people
so profoundly untalented that they can't create a readymade.
Some performance artists are so fucking stupid that they don't even know that hipsters live
in brooklyn, not manhattan.
Location: Hipster Exterminator
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Reply to: pers-420284330@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-12, 1:08AM EDT
A young lady recently asked me an insightful question regarding the hipster plague:
Q: "Who the hell do they think they are?"
A: That's an excellent question, unlike say a question from a hipster such as "Do you have
Stella Artois?" or "Do you want to discuss Said's Orientalism?".
But I digress.
I'm pretty sure they think they're in Kerouac's life circa Dharma Bums. Sans austerity, and
talent, and employment. Of course they haven't actually read Dharma Bums because that
guy who wrote it completely believes in the "sky fairy" and they totally don't have time to
read because of all the "great local rock bands".
But they have the lumberjack outfits, inadequate hygiene, and hazy understanding of eastern
spirituality down pat.
God, I fucking hate hipsters.
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Reply to: pers-421750202@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-13, 6:13PM EDT
Listen you whining little hipster transplant fuck. Go back where you came from in the midwest
and eat your corn. Theres a reason little shit hole restaurants pop up all over the place and charge
these prices, its because people like you come here and think youre cool and pay those prices.
So of course you'll get a bad piece of fish or whatever once in a while. You fucking wannabe connoisseur.
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Hipsters. Who the hell do they think they are?
Reply to: pers-420284330@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-12, 1:08AM EDT
A young lady recently asked me an insightful question regarding the hipster plague:
Q: "Who the hell do they think they are?"
A: That's an excellent question, unlike say a question from a hipster such as "Do you have
Stella Artois?" or "Do you want to discuss Said's Orientalism?".
But I digress.
I'm pretty sure they think they're in Kerouac's life circa Dharma Bums. Sans austerity, and
talent, and employment. Of course they haven't actually read Dharma Bums because that
guy who wrote it completely believes in the "sky fairy" and they totally don't have time to
read because of all the "great local rock bands".
But they have the lumberjack outfits, inadequate hygiene, and hazy understanding of eastern
spirituality down pat.
God, I fucking hate hipsters.
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Re: Rant: Terrible bland overpriced fish at restaurant on Clinton Str
Reply to: pers-421750202@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-13, 6:13PM EDT
Listen you whining little hipster transplant fuck. Go back where you came from in the midwest
and eat your corn. Theres a reason little shit hole restaurants pop up all over the place and charge
these prices, its because people like you come here and think youre cool and pay those prices.
So of course you'll get a bad piece of fish or whatever once in a while. You fucking wannabe connoisseur.
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So I need some help here. I am white. I live in Brooklyn. I didn't grow up here. I am 28. Does that make me a hipster?
Here's more. I make well above the median income. I have a Master's degree.
But wait. My parents were poor and raised 5 kids. I put myself through college by working and earning scholarships and I earned my master's while working my ass off. I know that I don't fit your hipster stereotype, but nonetheless, you would probably hate me the same if you saw me on the street.
So am I a hipster? It is so hard to know for sure. My white guilt alone is killing me, so I can't stand to bear the hipster guilt as well.
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I must say,we have a HUGE amount of hipsters in Chicago too.Not as many as you guys, but they are fricken annoying as Hell. They come to Chicago first to hone their "hipster" pose then go to annoy you. They are all spoiled brats.
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Not everyone from the mid west is a hipster. Stereotypes do not improve your intelligence level.
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