Hipster Sightings via E-Mail

Here are a couple of Hipster sighting stories. Thanks to Chris and Solo for these two:





Chris wrote:

You have to post this one, there's a nasty dirty hipster who likes to wash his clothes in the background of a building in Williamsburg right out in the open with his tighty whities on. I just got off the phone with someone who lives on (and they lived there all their life real Brooklynites) Driggs Ave in Williamsburg and well almost laughed so hard I spit my food out. This nasty dirtscum actually throws buckets of water on his clothes and washes them like that, freakin piss poor hipster can't afford a laundromat (LOL). These people should be carted out of here and shipped out, I mean it we are going to rebel soon, or better yet lets move some real Brooklyn types from Bensonhurst over their to wake those hipsters up. That would be a great idea for a reality show to have 5 Guido's (Joey, Sal and Vito) live in some nasty small apartment in Williamsburg and just film them hanging out in the neighborhood, eating and drinking at the bars and making fun of the smelly hipsters and getting into fights with the hipsters (I hate reality show but I would watch it every night).

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Solo wrote:

A tall bearded man with large blue sunglasses and an unlit cigarette
dangling from his mouth fell off his skateboard on to the street,
missing an advancing mac truck by inches. He falls, gets up like
nothing happened (nearly getting run over with the truck), with the
unlit cigarette still dangling from his mouth. On his way up, he bumps
into a girl he doesn't know. In attempts to apologize he
inappropriately touches her ass and then walks hurriedly away.

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