Ok, lets analyze this Bohemian Basket of Bedbugs.


- Notice the buckets. Now, we've all seen those bucket drummers in the subway but somehow they belong there and they are fun to watch while you're waiting for the train. In this case, it's just another midwest Josh ruining another charm of NYC, stabbing coolness in the heart, playing it out.

- Notice the beard. He was scratching that lice condo for the entire train ride. His hair was greasy too. I hope that innocent guy sleeping next to him didn't catch anything.

-It's aggrevating to know he is scrounging up every penny to pay a high rent in a "cool" neighborhood or having money sent to him just to walk around like a dirt bag and play his shitty music. The amount of starving artists has increased 1000 fold or more and it's just not cool anymore. You ruined it. Don't you hipsters see that?

Remember, today is Hipsterpher Columbus Day.