Another transplanted Josh, living the NYC dream. Isn't he cool?
Posted by diehipster at 10/12/2007 9:03 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
Well, if this NY Post Article doesn't prove that the city is saturated with $pace taking, desperate for attention hipsters then nothing will. Only hipsters have time to do things like this.
Was Josh (how ironic) sending some kind of tree hugging, anti-corporate, anti-government message to us? Probably, because that's what hipsters do. They are here to show us that we've had it all wrong for 300 years in NYC and their styles and habits and hobbies and books and movies and music and art and hot beverages are the key to living the cool (without being cool) life.
You can rest assured that back in "Billyburg" and Greenpoint there are thousands of midwest douchebag hipsters cheering on this Josh, wishing they can share a cheap ironic beer with him and discuss intellectual topics with him in wild and zany bar.
The last line of the story says:
Was Josh (how ironic) sending some kind of tree hugging, anti-corporate, anti-government message to us? Probably, because that's what hipsters do. They are here to show us that we've had it all wrong for 300 years in NYC and their styles and habits and hobbies and books and movies and music and art and hot beverages are the key to living the cool (without being cool) life.
You can rest assured that back in "Billyburg" and Greenpoint there are thousands of midwest douchebag hipsters cheering on this Josh, wishing they can share a cheap ironic beer with him and discuss intellectual topics with him in wild and zany bar.
The last line of the story says:
"I have no knowledge" of why this happened, his father said from his Chicago home.
I'll tell you how this happened Daddy-O... you gave your hipster son an all expense paid trip to come here and ruin our city. Now take him back with the other million uniquesters. Damn it! And if you're a hipster, now you may finally understand why us real New Yorkers think you do nothing all day. 
<—- Josh yawns after a rough day of work.
I saw this article while waiting for the subway this morning. As much as I dislike hipsters, this guy brought a smnile to my face on an otherwise cloudy, rainy morning. Thanks Josh, now get the fuck out of my city.
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"Drimmer is a playwright and Yale alum from Greenpoint, Brooklyn"
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This guy is a big douche homo...Hipsters and emotards suck ass!
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So this is what the fags do in Chicago.
Who needs this shit here?
Go home you fuckers!
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I wonder who DS is....lol.
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"From Greenpoint, Brooklyn" where he moved upon graduating, to drive up real estate prices with the help of his trusty trust fund.
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These hipsters that you try to claim ARE NOT FROM CHICAGO!! I am a city boy, born and raised in the heart of Chicago. These hipsters are all either suburban douchebags or kids from small, sleepy midwestern towns that move to chicago then try to claim they are from Chicago since they lived here for a few years. Most hipsters are actually the high school band geeks from suburban Detroit. I am willing to bet my life that this idiot is not from the city, but from the suburbs.
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THANK YOU MURPHY -
Chicago boy born and raised here. The hipsters here have completely annexed Wicker Park and are plowing toward Bucktown and Logan Square like a tidal wave. Please, New York, do not blame your entire hipster infusion on us. We have our own problem and we stand with you in solidarity in the name of regular showers, sensible beer, and logical career choices.
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What's wrong with you people? Can't you see this is another hipster species that hasn't been spotted before: the Nudist Hipster. Nudist Hipsters are a rare species because being nude actually makes it easier to wash. Also Nudist Hipsters spend lots of money on brand name nudity. That's not just any nudity you see there. That's Emo Nudity from American Outfitters.
Also, let me remind you all that our Great President Bush is also a Yale Alumnus so they really do produce geniuses there.
So let's all stop hating and appreciate the different types of Hipsters in our society. After all, this one's a poet so he knows like, uhh stuff.
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