Friggin Fedora Hats

 Fedora hats are annoying. I understand that fashion trends repeat themselves. That styles come back from years ago, but leave it to the fucking hipsters to bring it back and kill it quickly.

A few weeks ago I saw this couple. A transplanted wanna-be hip guy with his "living on the edge" hip asian girl friend wearing matching Fedora hats entering an artsy house party. I can just imagine the amount of hip, chic, artsy, intellectual savviness that was behind the walls of that overpriced Bedford Avenue apartment that night.

The walls were probably covered with paintings made by never to be famous art students from Ohio and Minnesota. The expensive wine they were sipping was probably Googled and FedExed the day before the party.  The music they were listening to was probably so bad yet they forced themselves to listen to it before another group of local artists got a chance to claim it as the next cool nobody band.

The point is. LOSE THE FUCKING HATS YOU RENT RAISING, CLUELESS, FOLLOW THE LEADER HIPSTERS.





















 
























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  • 11/5/2007 7:14 PM M wrote:
    Amazing how much you were able to deduce about those people just from their hats. I bet they are also the type who make snap judgements about people based on appearance. Hipsters suck!
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