Everybody say awwwwww douchebag transplant!

You saw a girl on the train? Congratulations dipshit. Wait until a smelly bum hangs over you and begs for change, you can make a movie out of that. Or how about making a mini-series on those kids from Harlem that do back-flips. Or how about a book on how many times the L Train took a long time to come.

Was this real and got noticed, or was it all another hipster publicity stunt and got noticed?  I can't believe a common everyday occurance like this practically turned into a headline. What's this world coming too? NEW YORK POST STORY.
 

                                                 
   His VIDEO was sickening and an embarrassment. Notice how he scratches the bugs on his head and how he picks a chunk of earwax out of his ear and flings it. That's one way to attract girls. That website he made nygirlofmydreams.com with that picture of two typical american apparal trustfund hipster transplants proves that hipsters really are talented artists. Hopefully he freaked her out with his pathetic cry for attention in the big city and she's moving back home to mommy and daddy in the midwest. (hooray, one less hipster) But I doubt it, she still has a journal to finish.

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  • 11/8/2007 5:52 AM Hipsterminator wrote:
    This guy kind of reminds me of me when I was about uuuh.... 14.

    Except that even then I knew when to keep my stupid mouth shut. Back in my day you got your head kicked in for less.

    Maybe I should make some pervy video of myself romancing some 18yo. I'm a fat 45yo sysadmin so I'll fit the bill just perfectly.

    Oh and he found his love already. aaaaaah puke.
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  • 11/8/2007 7:23 AM julius king wrote:
    if u like something/someone that much, why the fuck would u be deliberating, go right up and say so. posting a video, what the fuck has new york city come to?
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  • 11/8/2007 10:25 AM Chaely wrote:
    Actually, I read somewhere that the girl actually contacted him after her friend saw the drawing online and thought it looked familiar. Sorry dudes - hipster for the win.
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  • 11/8/2007 1:15 PM laura wrote:
    Lol!!! you have to love all of the awkward moral support the other retarded indie kids are giving him-posted below the video.
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    1. 11/8/2007 8:06 PM diehipster wrote:
      Laura, please don't say "you have to love" anything about this blow to NYC life. It's extremely out of place and belongs in a Midwest town that thinks MTV is God. Not here. Sorry to offend you.
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  • 11/8/2007 5:00 PM DS wrote:
    I hope the girl of your dreams and you have a great life together.

    Do it somewhere else though.

    Get the fuck out of NYC!
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  • 11/9/2007 11:40 AM Hipsterminator wrote:
    Funny how this guy is a web developer yet he can't write html to save his life. I mean, the pictures look like fucking children's art ferchrissakes!
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  • 11/29/2007 10:24 AM jj wrote:
    Hipsterminator - I'm fairly certain it was that idiot's intention to draw like a child. He probably thinks it is 'ironic' the poor soul.
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  • 12/4/2007 10:39 AM Gio-Freeman St. wrote:
    His handwriting looks like a serial killer wrote it. That picture looks a bit weird and creepy. Plus look at his artwork. Does she really look like the girl of his dreams???? Love is Blind folks. Love is Blind!
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