Winter Hats are like, like, like so last Summer.
Posted by diehipster at 11/28/2007 6:46 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
| To all the hipsters that wore winter hats on 90 degree days in the summer... Will you NOT be wearing hats in the dead of winter if it's 5 degrees? You know, irony? Don't be hypocrites now. Think about it, in the summer when us boring and lame people are wishing we could dunk our heads in a bucket of ice on an extremely hot day, you are ensuring that your scalp stays an extra 10 degrees hotter than any other person. Yeah baby, you're doing it, you're standing out! Great job! See, being a hipster in New York is easy. |  |
Assuming you haven't washed your hair in a few days, theres probably a war zone under that stylish piece of wool you picked up at the Salvation Army store on Bedford Ave, that sits on your head which is full of such wonderful, creative ideas you plan on expressing during your extended stay in The Big Apple. Point is, you better not be wearing a warm hat this winter. It would ruin a plan you have worked on since the summer. You would not be able to be to check it off your "cool things to do list". Don't be a hypocrite!!! |
These bi***es should pull their head socks down to their shoulders and start walking into walls.
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This guy in this photo advertising Pratt has been wearing a hat for far too long, but he took it off for the picture. http://www.pratt.edu/campus/directions/
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Mars Volta haircuts and Modest Mouse beards. Fucking douchebags in Billyburg.
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