Coming in Summer 2008! - The Six Million Dollar Trust Fund Man & The Ironic Woman - Indie Film
Posted by diehipster at 12/3/2007 10:31 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
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| The Six Million Dollar Trust Fund Man - He is able to run non-stop until all six of his 20 Gb i-Pods finish their playlists of completely not talented, obscure, shitty bands' songs. He can also buy an entire city block in North Brooklyn and evict dozens of hard working families while converting it into an Indie Movie Theater / Coffee Shop/ Over Priced Condo's. Yet, he doesn't have the ability to bathe, shave, change his clothes, comb his hair and enter a subway car without looking and acting like a douchebag. He can play his instrument in the subway, drink cheap beers beneath his $3000 apartment, and impress girls from Minnesota with short bangs all in one day!!! | The Ironic Woman - Not only can she crush a tennis ball with one hand, but also crush various organic fruits and vegetables with one hand and spread the seeds through out McCarren Park to help keep the polar ice caps from melting. She can also park and chain her bicycle, buy a latte and a vintage dress in under 35 seconds, all while making normal NYC females look boring and talentless. She can obtain five potential "performance artist" interviews while other normal, everyday people try to detemine if they can still afford to live in NYC or move away due to hip conditions. |
Rated: H
Yeah, I saw a bunch of hipsters playing the harmonica and a guitar on Lorimer G Train Stop one Saturday Morning at 2 am. They were playing just to kill time waiting for the train. They were so horrible and annoying. After they were done some of their Hipster Patrons started clapping and did the "Whooooo" Cheer. Uggggh...I wanted to puke!
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HILARIOUS! Thank you for existing.
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Hipsters are the greatest epidemic to hit this city since the crack wars of the early 80's.
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