Thank you Todd P for saving Roosevelt Island from an evil memorial with your harmonious bands of sweaty bongo playing douchebags you gathered from the streets, lofts, and bars in the basic three zipcodes you spend your life in. Please click here to continue reading and to see the sweaty 20-40 year old carefree cocksuckers VIDEO of how they saved Roosevelt Island by banging on drums, clapping, and swaying side to side.

                                                  
Todd P. is longgggg time New York City resident (approx. 7 years) who organizes and orchestrates hipster indie music shows where sweaty Mid Western and Western adults and young adult hipsters come to share their tastes in horrible never to be known music.

Here, Todd P explains what a hipster is and what it means to be one, or not to be one, or to want to be one. Basically, he knows a lot of words that end in " 'ster ", which all translate to douche in my opinion, but somehow he isn't classified under any of them.

He also says "Lately I want to bring back the term "Scenester," because at least that one implies involvement in something, some formative following of an underground scene — vague all-encompassing hipsterdom strikes me as parasitically passive — whereas I feel like you gotta be active and contribute to a community to be a scenester. Subtract the scenesters from the amorphous mass of hipsters and what you have is the group of people that most folks are meaning to dis when they say "hipster" — that crew is the "Trendsters" — the least positive group of hip kids out there, trendsters surf around on other people's ideas rather than coming up with new ideas of their own."

Uhhhhhh, Thanks for the breakdown.

Todd says, "It's always been my opinion that most of the time an individual you overhear complaining about hipster this or hipster that is in fact him/herself a hipster, or else really wishes he/she was one," he said. I would agree to a point Todd, however I can assure you this complainer definitely isn't one nor wants to be one. Trust me. Continue reading the New York Mag article here.