Bartender, one Stella and a shot of formula, (hiccup).
Posted by diehipster at 2/9/2008 7:34 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
Go ahead soy-mom, go ahead yoga mat cunt, go ahead Park Slope Princess and give me just a fraction of a reason as to why it's ok to bring your baby-in-$500 stroller into a fucking bar. It's disgusting. It's wrong. If you don't see why it's wrong, then you deserve to have your baby taken away from you. If this has become a routine for you, then one day your drunk ass will be run over as you're crossing 9th street.
I can see it now. You've done nothing all day but read some hip blogs, looked into what local Brooklyn associations you can join to help save Park Slope, checked your enormous bank account balance and then you finally put spoiled-rotten Josh Jr. in his SUV Stroller and make your way to organic store to pick up some tofu-cubes and bean sprouts for dinner. On your way home you peek through the window of your local bar and to your delight you see, Megan, Molly, and Suzie Chang ( the cute token Asian girl who married a hedgefunder) already sipping their Stella Artois at 5pm with their brat kids. You enter and yell "like oh my god!" and give hugs and kisses to your hard working Mommy friends. You discuss Yoga techniques, soy products, and the next condo you are looking to purchase. You catch a quick buzz and then drive your monster truck stroller home in time to greet your Mac toting, bearded douchbag husband.
Let me tell you something. The next time I see you in a bar with your kid, I'm going to pour pint after pint after pint of beer on his or her head and just keep saying "whoops, your stroller keeps getting in the way of the floor, mommy". I'd love to see you complain.
Here are some stroller in bar links:
Gothamist: Bar is not a DayCare
Amys Robot: Brooklyn Babies cut-off.
Parent Dish: Stroller Manifesto
Google Search: strollers in brooklyn bars
I can see it now. You've done nothing all day but read some hip blogs, looked into what local Brooklyn associations you can join to help save Park Slope, checked your enormous bank account balance and then you finally put spoiled-rotten Josh Jr. in his SUV Stroller and make your way to organic store to pick up some tofu-cubes and bean sprouts for dinner. On your way home you peek through the window of your local bar and to your delight you see, Megan, Molly, and Suzie Chang ( the cute token Asian girl who married a hedgefunder) already sipping their Stella Artois at 5pm with their brat kids. You enter and yell "like oh my god!" and give hugs and kisses to your hard working Mommy friends. You discuss Yoga techniques, soy products, and the next condo you are looking to purchase. You catch a quick buzz and then drive your monster truck stroller home in time to greet your Mac toting, bearded douchbag husband.
Let me tell you something. The next time I see you in a bar with your kid, I'm going to pour pint after pint after pint of beer on his or her head and just keep saying "whoops, your stroller keeps getting in the way of the floor, mommy". I'd love to see you complain.
Here are some stroller in bar links:
Gothamist: Bar is not a DayCare
Amys Robot: Brooklyn Babies cut-off.
Parent Dish: Stroller Manifesto
Google Search: strollers in brooklyn bars
Way to Go!
If teens and persons under 21 can't even enter a bar to drink sodas, what the fuck are babies doing there? For once the law is on our side. Let's secretly spike their Enfamil (or whatever it's called) with Pabst and Vodka and call the cops on the mothers. Better still, report them to the media and get their asses hauled on the front page of the NY Post. That'll teach them.
That and putting big nails under their SUV tires.... Oh for my Anarchist days back again!!!
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Well said.....out here in L.A .-they bring their damn strollers to West Hollywood Halloween every damn year - and everywhere else they think they can fit them - like some tiny little restaurant....I got news for you, hipster Mom...NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO TRIP OVER YOUR STROLLER, NOR DO THEY THINK YOUR UGLY KID IS BEING CUTE WHEN IT MAKES A SCENE IN PUBLIC!!!!! Here's a tip for you: hire a fucking babysitter next time you want to eat out - you can afford it....I know you can....leave the brat and the stroller at home....
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I think this website is mean. The anger is not really that funny, and it makes the writers seem very jealous and bitter.
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Whaaat? I think thats fucking crazy and Mad Ghetto. The Bar/Lounge owners should not let infants and kids in the bar at all period. Even if accompanied by an adult. + A child could easily get sick with people breathing, touching the dirty tables and chairs. You would never see Minorities do that. If I worked there, I would refuse to serve. Fire me and I will sue their asss!!!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7254296.stm
Baby Loves Disco
If you thought bringing babies to bars was bad, just wait till you get to the disco. They have discos for clubbing parents with babies now. What the FUCK!!!
Have people taken leave of their senses? Whatever happened to dancehalls being places to pick up chicks and get laid in the corner?
Fucking Shitsters. Ruining another sacred institution!!!!
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