The World Beard and Moustache Championships.
Posted by diehipster at 2/23/2008 4:36 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
Pack your bags hipsters, for an event you must attend. The World Beard and Moustache Championship! has been moved from Brooklyn to Alaska. It will be cold but you'll just need a light spring jacket, the kind you wear in NYC in the winter to be different. Don't bring a winter hat, those are more fashionable in the blazing sun and heat of the summer.
Now is your chance to prove your love for the beard. Yes, that beard on your face. The beard you couldn't shave because you were so busy with your artistic lifestyle. The beard that confuses the common man, "Hmm, is that skinny, unique, vintage god an intellectual lumber jack or a guy who portrays himself like he's not an artsy douche but doesn't think anyone can detect it?" Yes that beard.
Oh, and I see the moustache is making it's break-thru on the NYC "hip only" scene. Who would've thought??? All you have to do is shave the chin and cheeks and there you have a nice thick strip of hip on your upper lip. Yes you artistic genius, there's nothing a girl likes more than kissing your ironic brillo-stache, laced with yesterdays Thai food.
The World Beard and Moustache Championships
The Beard Community
Beard Team USA
Now is your chance to prove your love for the beard. Yes, that beard on your face. The beard you couldn't shave because you were so busy with your artistic lifestyle. The beard that confuses the common man, "Hmm, is that skinny, unique, vintage god an intellectual lumber jack or a guy who portrays himself like he's not an artsy douche but doesn't think anyone can detect it?" Yes that beard.
Oh, and I see the moustache is making it's break-thru on the NYC "hip only" scene. Who would've thought??? All you have to do is shave the chin and cheeks and there you have a nice thick strip of hip on your upper lip. Yes you artistic genius, there's nothing a girl likes more than kissing your ironic brillo-stache, laced with yesterdays Thai food.
The World Beard and Moustache Championships
The Beard Community
Beard Team USA
I saw a man like this on my Block in Brooklyn walking with his Girl as a Pilgrim and she was dressed like Pocahontas on Thanksgiving Day. Trying to make some statement. You whites love to make statements. I wanted to run my car over both of them.
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Us whites????lol
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