stuffwhitepeoplelike.org
Posted by diehipster at 2/24/2008 9:54 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
This site is funny. Lots of hipster characteristics and references and just funny and clever overall. Let's just hope a hipster didn't write it because it would be the biggest tale of irony ever.
An excerpt from stuffwhitepeoplelike.org:
Just like with farmers markets, white people believe that organic food is grown by farmers who wear overalls, drive tractors, and don’t use pesticide. In spite of the fact that most organic food is made by major agribusiness, and they just use it as an excuse to jack up prices, white people will always lose their mind for organic anything. Never mind the fact that if the world were to switch to 100% organic food tomorow, half the earth would die of starvation.
An excerpt from stuffwhitepeoplelike.org:
"But white people have one great weakness: organic food.
As seen by the image on the left - when faced with eating food that has been processed and loaded with nitrates, sodium and saturated fat, or organic rat poison, 10/10 they will take the rat poison.
Just like with farmers markets, white people believe that organic food is grown by farmers who wear overalls, drive tractors, and don’t use pesticide. In spite of the fact that most organic food is made by major agribusiness, and they just use it as an excuse to jack up prices, white people will always lose their mind for organic anything. Never mind the fact that if the world were to switch to 100% organic food tomorow, half the earth would die of starvation.
But white people don’t care, just so long as they aren’t eating pesticides they are pretty sure they can live forever."
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