Just when you thought you couldn't squeeze any more doucheness out of North Brooklyn. It's Pillow Fight Club.
Posted by diehipster at 3/6/2008 8:16 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
| Picture this. You're at work, the day is dragging, you can't wait to go home. Would you believe that over in Bushwick, Brooklyn in a pre-paid by Mommy and Daddy loft, some of the world's greatest artists and musicians are running a pillowfight league? Yes, the kind of pillow fights you had when you were ten years old. But these people are in their 20's and 30's! Oh the irony. Yes, yes.... us lame natives finally get it, you're just so youthful and proud and you're going to keep on showing us aren't you? There's nothing like stomping all over a bunch of bedbug infested mattresses with your filthy Chuck Taylors and then sleeping on them right? |  |
This is the current injury report:
Josh - Sprained i-Pod
Todd - Cracked left lens of thickframes
Megan - Vitamin Water on the Knee
Leigh - Torn Tight Jeans
Molly - Shattered Parents VISA card
Tim - Bruised Fedora Hat
Here is an article from Gothamist . There are some good comments on there like:
"Hipster scums have ruined another fun childhood activity. At this rate adult hide and seek or musical chairs are gonna be ruined by hipster irony soon! Someone please burn Billyburg down!"
and...
"Here's what happened: coddled twenty-something hipsters who never had any discipline in their lives find growing up extremely uncomfortable so they need to revert to their childhood in the hopes that their doting parents will save them."
Here is an actual video of the hipsters in action. Even the Dancing Douchebag of Bedford Avenue joins in on the fun. You'll see him, he plays in the league in between performances. If this pillow fight club doesn't prove that Brooklyn is one Salvation Army sock away from being one big Midwest college campus, then nothing will. Just get out of NYC you childish, ironic, filthy motherfuckers.
pa-fuckin-thetic. GET A LIFE AND GET A REAL JOB!
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You gotta be kidding me !!!! I thought pillow fights were for hot slumber party chics.
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HAVE YOU WATCH THE "KING OF THE HILL" LAST NIGHT? IT IS ABOUT HIPSTERS GENTRIFYING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I WAS TRYING TO FIND THAT VIDEO TO SHOW YOU, HEY THANKS FOR HAVING THIS WONDERFUL WEBSITE! HERE'S THE SYNOPSIS OF THE SHOW:
Originally Aired: March 09, 2008
Enrique encourages his daughter, Inez, to ask Hank to speak at her Quinceaera and Hank reluctantly agrees to her request. He starts spending time with Inez so he has something to write about in his speech. Hank begs Peggy to accompany him on his first visit, so Peggy meets Hank at Enrique's with a real-estate client waiting in the car, a 30-year-old hipster who hasn't been satisfied with any of the homes he's been shown. The hipster becomes enchanted with Enrique's Mexican neighborhood, and Peggy closes a deal with him. But when a slew of hipsters follow and buy up homes in the neighborhood, the fruit stands and Goodwill clothing stores are soon replaced by trendy salons and art galleries. At the Quinceaera, Enrique publicly blames Peggy for the gentrification of his neighborhood and explains that the rent on his home has skyrocketed such that they will have to move. Feeling horrible, Peggy tricks the hipsters into believing that the simpler, down-home folks of Arlen (like Dale and Boomhauer) are moving into the neighborhood and the hipsters soon move out. Enrique's neighborhood is restored to its former glory and Enrique is able to buy his home.
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I say we fill some pillowcases with cinderblocks and smash 'em in the face.
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why do i want to shoot those people?
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Some bitch out in Seattle thought it would be cool to copy this shit. Check it out. http://www.myballard.com/2008/03/16/feathers-fly-in-ballard-pillow-fight/
Probably even gayer, because their copying it off the New York hipsters. This my old neighborhood where I grew up, and these pieces of shit have completely infested it. I wanna do something but I'm not trying to catch a case. Please, feel free to go talk shit on their blog. Hipster Holocaust all day.
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"Megan - Vitamin Water on the Knee"
Hahaha... I don't think one could possibly come up with a funnier injury for a hipster pillow fight. Well done.
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