Hipster Hide and Seek
Posted by diehipster at 3/19/2008 7:27 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
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The fun in Brooklyn continues as the creators of Hipster Pillow Fight Club have now started a Hide and Seek league. This game is for real artist and musician men that weigh 120lbs and under only. Do not hesitate to sign up as this Hide and Seek schedule will not conflict with the Kickball League schedule.
The rules are you can only hide behind street lamps, alternate side of the street parking signs, and telephone poles. Hence the 120lb weigh limit. You also may not conversate with or look native Brooklynites in the eye during the game, no matter how much they ask what the fuck you are doing hiding behind a pole in your 20's and 30's. This shouldn't be hard to do because it's something already pre-programmed into the brain of the hipster upon arrival to NYC.
Look at the first picture. That skinny, ironic, air guitarist was practically unseen for 4 hours and almost won the game on that sunny Wednesday afternoon while we were working. However his flithy Converse All-Star stuck out as he called Mom and Dad for the rent money and he was tagged out. Other hipsters have been tagged out due their beards or moustaches sticking out as well.
The winner is seen in the second picture. Notice how those two women have absolutely no idea Wesley the Sculptor is hiding behind that parking sign. Unbelievable! Congrats Wes, you just won two tickets to see an unknown band , in an unknown venue, with people drinking unknown beers. Isn't Brooklyn fun?!?!?!?
If i see these Faggots doing Hide n Seek on Bedford avenue they are getting decked in the face.
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now were talkin, really the moral thing to do is beat hipsters horrifically
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It really sickens me how the hipsters have co-opted the good ol' Converse sneaker. I've been wearing them on and off since about 1970, long before most of these dicks were even born.
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Hey Dave, it was probably time to change it up anyway. Try Starbury's.
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Good point. The Converse offer no support to my aging feet.
Starbury looks nice 'n cheap. I'll have to check them out.
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