Hipster Tug of War
Posted by diehipster at 4/3/2008 6:49 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
So, what do you do when you're over 21, you're from Nebraska or Ohio or Oregon, you have lots of Daddy's money, and you have nothing to do for the next 40 years? You come to Brooklyn, NY to show us your unique style and creativity!!!
Then, once you're here, what do you do when you get tired of Hipster Kickball, Hipster Hide and Seek, and Hipster Pillow Fight Club?
You go to McCarren Park to see the worst bands in the Solar System and put big meat hooks through your back, knees, and throat. Then you tie rope to them and play Hipster Tug of War to see who can pull each other skin harder!!! I mean, what else is there to do?
The first thing you'll notice about these people in the videos is that they are very, very cool. The second thing you'll notice is that they're not even trying to be cool. You see, some people are just born with filthy clothes on, tattoos, piercings, messy hair, and TALENT. They rest of us just have to deal with being lame and deal with waves and waves of hipsters invading fine, cultured cities like New York and ruining them.
Here are the videos. After watching, you'll want to attach the other end of that rope to an Amtrak going 80mph back to Ohio. I know I did. I hope everyone of those hipsters gets an infection and will never be able to paint another contemporary masterpiece or write another stadium filling song ever again.
Meat Hook Tug of War
Meat Hook Tug of War II
Meat Hook Tug of War III
Then, once you're here, what do you do when you get tired of Hipster Kickball, Hipster Hide and Seek, and Hipster Pillow Fight Club?
You go to McCarren Park to see the worst bands in the Solar System and put big meat hooks through your back, knees, and throat. Then you tie rope to them and play Hipster Tug of War to see who can pull each other skin harder!!! I mean, what else is there to do?
The first thing you'll notice about these people in the videos is that they are very, very cool. The second thing you'll notice is that they're not even trying to be cool. You see, some people are just born with filthy clothes on, tattoos, piercings, messy hair, and TALENT. They rest of us just have to deal with being lame and deal with waves and waves of hipsters invading fine, cultured cities like New York and ruining them.
Here are the videos. After watching, you'll want to attach the other end of that rope to an Amtrak going 80mph back to Ohio. I know I did. I hope everyone of those hipsters gets an infection and will never be able to paint another contemporary masterpiece or write another stadium filling song ever again.
Meat Hook Tug of War
Meat Hook Tug of War II
Meat Hook Tug of War III
Those poor, dirty victims of child abuse aren't hipsters. They're a white trash cross between grunge and gutter punks. Before you begin blogging and posting videos, you should really try to be a little more savvy on your subject.
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Stella,
They're not from here and they think they're cool. That makes them a hipster to me. Ass.
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diehispter, Stella's right. So, suck it, you bitter thing you.
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Perecy, sounds like you and Stella are the real hipsters. Enjoy your Thai Food.
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No, dear, I'm not a hispter. Too hold and too gay by far. I love your site and loathe Thai food. We have the same problems with these douchebags here in SF. Come see for yourself. Maybe I'll blow you!
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Ok...those definitely are not hipsters. That footage is making me nauseous however...
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They look like white trash on Mulberry Street in the Village. But they still can be classified into the Hipster Species too.
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So sorry you hipster appologists but Die Hipster and GioNYC have correctly diagnosed these asses as hipsters. You are probably too art-illiterate to get the reference, so Taffey Dollar will hip you. That lame tug of war shit is actually a hollow immitation of the late 1980's modern primitave, Fakir Mustafar, S & M performance art. And that stuff defly had roots in the 1970s work of Chris Burden. These hipster asses are clueless and look like total out-of-it fuck-asses because they are just mimicking. But, they are probably a newer "hipper" strain of hipsters--how sad that you lamer hipsters can't even get recognize. Plus, mimicking 80's performance art such lame-hipster-bullshit--but I would give them props if they took it to another level---like say...doing an amputation.
Love,
Taffey Dollar
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