Wanted: A Bushdick from Douchewick
Posted by diehipster at 5/9/2008 1:47 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
| If this were just a few years ago and somebody told you that there are hundreds or thousands of spoiled, dirty, scrawny, Midwestern wanna-be artists and musicians living in Bushwick and that there are posters hanging that say some hipsters are looking for other hipsters to be in a cheesy hipster porn flick, you probably wouldn't believe them. I found this on Gawker.com. I can't believe it. What's this world (or at least Brooklyn) coming to? Get out of here you fucking clowns! Fuck! |
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Remember, you can get the Herp even if she's not showing any signs of infection! Be careful, douchebags!
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You know what, I would love to be in this flick just to show the girls how pathetic and un-sexy these guys are. Can you picture then, skinny legs, skinny ass, pale skin, birdchest, small arms, and I am sure the penis is like the size of a thumbnail. Maybe this will show the world how UGLY and PATHETIC these douchebags are. At the end of it, then can watch me, a strong Italian guy railing all of their girlfriends while they are sitting their crying because they are children, not men. Fucking fruitcake hipster faggots, get the fuck out of Brooklyn before we beat your ass.
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Don't fuck this bitch. I have friends there, and what if you die of AIDS? One less person to hold the fort against the barbarian hipster onslaught.
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Again you have proved me correct. This is another perfect example. Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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One question, how do you have a healthier and more fulfilling social life than non hipsters if you are literally answering every anti hipster rant on Craigslist, or on this site pretty much just after the person types it? At any hour of the day. You HAVE TO BE behind your computer for a good 16 hours a day. Don't you think we can see that? You copy and paste the same shit over and over and you don't even fit the description of what you are posting. Just go back to your home state already and live a normal life.
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I bet he masturbates allot.
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Folks, I think this is a joke. I googled "Nikki Wilder Productions" and it brought up nothing. Also they don't have a phone or email contact info. They ask potential "movie stars" to enter their length, girth and email/myspace on a piece of paper in public.
Who wants to bet next month the "artist" who posted this work of genius gets "discovered" by the media and wins 4 minutes of fame on the 6 o clock news?
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Duh!?! Of course it's a joke you idiots! Finally something gets through your thick skulls. It's just like how the Hipster Handbook is a joke, yet some of you retards actually believe that every hipster sleeps with a copy of one under their pillow. It's quite funny how hipsterism mocks you guys without even trying. You guys just keep coming back for more.
Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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You stupid fuck, I want to kick you in the head. Hipster resentment has to due with gentrification and FAMILIES being priced out of the city replaced by rich white kids. You displace poor people you fuck and I really hope one of these days people get sick of you and kick your head in. Fucking douchebag.
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Why don't the meatheads get it? Are their skulls simply too thick? That must be the case. It's already been explained many a time...
The ignorant anti-hipster ranters on here would like to have you believe that their hated of hipsters is based on the perception that hipsters are responsible for gentrification and rent increases. The idea that hipsters are solely responsible for gentrification is already highly debatable. Intelligent discourse would tell you that the root causes of gentrification are multi-factorial, and include greedy developers and landlords, our capitalistic economic system, as well as whoever might moving into a gentrifying neighborhood to feed into the system...hipster or not. In fact, gentrification also takes place in neighborhoods that don't have a high hipster populations at all. An example of this would be the expansion of Columbia University into "Manhattanville" in West Harlem (http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/property/2006/05/columbias_manha.html). Clearly there is more to gentrification than just hipsters alone. Anti-hipster sentiment based on gentrification is not only misplaced and misguided, but is really a manifestation of deeper psychological issues.
Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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You stupid fuck, it is you, if you kids didn't move to poor neighborhoods looking to live this fake Bohemian lifestyle, the neighborhoods would have never become trendy. Since they became trendy, the developers come in and build new condos. I don't think yu get it you little fuck, I want to pound your face in.
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When all the economic woes that are affecting the rest of the country finally hit NYC - watch out. You phoney stuckup little shits are going to wish you stayed wherever the hell you came from because real hardcore ppl. will run you out. It won't be a "hip" place anymore when you're the target of everyone else's anger.
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Social attitudes and fashion trends that were revived over 15 years ago by creative types in Williamsburg have now been re-established into the mainstream and are gaining popularity at an exponential rate, in part due to the rise of the internet and various online social networking and photo-blog sites. Everyone from college students to investment bankers are adopting elements of hipsterism, to some degree, in one form or another these days. In a sense, the hipsters have won as they have successfully "hipsterized" modern day sensibilities. "Hipsters" are out partying, enjoying life, meeting new friends, and probably getting laid while the anti-hipster hate mongerers are sitting alone behind their computer screens resenting anyone else out there who is out having fun. I'm pretty sure the group of people they label "hipsters" would much rather prefer doing whatever they're doing, than to switch places with the anti-hipster ranters on here. Hipsters represent a significant fraction of the under-30 population in this city who enjoy keeping up with the latest in nightlife, music, art, and culture.
What does this all really mean? Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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You're all lemmings.
You're all a product of mass marketing.
The majority of you don't have any real talent and you leach off the few that do. What's ironic is that most of you have become exactly what you say you despise. You all dress,talk,and act alike. You invade a neighborhood like cockroaches on an open box of crumb cake. You are ruining NYC because there is no diversity anymore. It's just the same tired crap block,after block, after block.
Williamsburg is crap, always was, and always will be. It's just your kind of crap now. You can have it because I'm done with you a-holes.
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I would pay to see that. I know allot of my boys are pretty angered by the takeover of their neighborhoods. They had to move upstate to Albany and commute two hours a day. These guys are cops and fireman, how crazy is that. Well with gas going to 4 dollars, I bet they are pissed. I wouldn't be surprised if they turn a blind eye to the band of REAL NEW YORKERS beating the fuck out of these pussys. No girl will want you then, I think it will be about muscle since your birdchest and skinny little arms won't protect them. I will do you a favor though. When your girlfriend is scared out of her mind to be with you because guys like me will be beating your ass, I will let you watch while a make love to her. You can watch her do something she could never really do with you, orgasm. She will feel my rock hard arms, chest, shoulders and I will give her the amazing sex and protection she longed for. She will be telling me she forgot what a real man looked and smelled like and will laugh at you and your small penis. When I am done, I will just beat the crap out of you some more and watch all the skinny little faggots run away back to Ohio.
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Yeah, until you get her clothes off and see her ugly tattoos and puke!!
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It is exactly this type of incoherent thick-skulled response by a meathead which only further pushes the hipster revolution into the mainstream. Your time is over, and has been over for years. The hipster revolution is here to stay.
Basically anyone who embraces a youthful and edgy urban style, who enjoys going to rock shows and divey-type bars is labeled a hipster these days. These people represent a significant fraction of the under-30 population in this city who enjoy keeping up with the latest in nightlife, music, art, and culture. Hipterism is the new mainstream, and basically anyone with a healthy and active social life is a "hipster". It's irrelevant whether hipsters truly re-invented certain elements of culture and style, or if they're just cultural consumers and social leeches like others would retort. It's simply the new reality.
Now...isn't it funny how so many anti-hipster posters on here try to use "hipster" is an insult? This group of people labeled "hipsters" don't actually refer to themselves as "hipsters", and they certainly don't care what is thought of them by anonymous CL trolls. Whatever you want to label it, "hipster" culture is thriving and spreading in NYC. "Hipsters" are out partying, enjoying life, meeting new friends, and probably getting laid while the anti-hipster hate mongerers are sitting alone behind their computer screens resenting anyone else out there who is out having fun. I'm pretty sure the group of people labeled "hipsters" would much rather prefer doing whatever they're doing, than to switch places with the anti-hipsters on here.
Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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Let's get something straight. My disdain for hipsters has zilch to do with gentrification. I happen to think gentrification is a good thing. I despise them because they are a bunch of idiots parading around as creative and free-thinking types when they are anything but. How creative and free thinking can you be when they are all the same, the products of some unholy clone army. They all shop at thrift stores, own a mac, worked on a zine in college, and worship at the altar of irony.
Everyone else is drinking Sam Adams and Corona? Fine, we'll do the opposite and drink PBR and High Life. Everyone else plays soccer, baseball, flag football etc.? We'll do the opposite and play kickball and wiffleball. Everyone else likes nice new clothes so we'll get old vintage gear. etc. etc. etc.
That's not creative at all, it's fucking robotic. A true creative and independent person won't try to conform to some stereotype or notion of how they should present themselves. These hipsters must take out a checklist when dressing themselves in the morning to ensure maximum indie cred. Chunky glasses? Check. Skinny jeans? Check. Thrift shop t-shirt? Check. Asymmetrical hair? Check. Obama button? Check. Render unto me a fucking break.
Goddamn, I was at a party recently and attempted to make conversation with some dipshit looking hipster. I asked him if he still played soccer since he wore a t-shirt with the logo of some high school soccer team on it. Nope, he confessed, just got it at a thrift shop. Jesus christ.
Lastly, stop pretending how tough your life is. You're from the suburbs. You grew up solidly middle class. You live in one of the richest countries in the world. You know it and I know it. You have no street cred. Stop acting so damn put upon.
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