Baxter, the Hipster Dexter.
Posted by diehipster at 6/28/2008 9:42 AM and is filed under uncategorized 
This is an entry from a website called HIPSTERHUNTER.COM that crusades against douchebag hipsters on the West Coast. It's a lot funnier if you ever watched the show Dexter on ShowTime. Visit the site, there's tons of pictures and pretension.
"Everyone’s favorite Miami serial killer has a hipster cousin. Sure Baxter looks like your typical dude downing PBR cans in the alley behind his favorite indie-rock joint, but he’s got his own dark passenger. Baxter has already rid the city of thirteen bands who suck and are tainting the scene. To the shitty bands out there...quit while you still have a head."
That site even has a picture of Trey Parasucko planning his next copy/paste blitzkrieg.
http://www.hipsterhunter.com/RANTS/Entries/2007/12/26_Was_Hitler_a_closet_hipster.html
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It looks like the owner of this site is a hipster himself:
http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/index.php/articles/art_page/991/One_Mans_Quest_To_Rid_World_Of_Hipsters
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http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/upload/thumb_img//480.JPG
Holy Krapp!!!
Is that chick wearing panties???
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Apparently it's the hipster wife of the hipster owner of this site. You've all been had.
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I don't think that's him, every picture has a caption mentioning his name.
It would be ironic if this site turns out to be a hipster creation.
I'm done posting comments here; they are all comprised of either cutting and pasting by effete hipsters, or moronic xenophobia from everyone else.
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