Rental Alert! : 5' x 5' Luxury Shed in the Heart of Williamsburg!
Posted by diehipster at 7/20/2008 2:39 PM and is filed under uncategorized 
| Hurry, this one won't last. The The untimely passing of an artistic genius has made this edgy, luxurious, art-deco piece of real estate available for rent. It has no amenities, no heat, no AC, no running water, no electricity, and no bathroom. However, you'll be the hippest hipster in these new digs.The views of the dried up pool and grafitti are spectacular and you'll be so close to the park that an occasional kickball might even hit your front door. Conveniently close to the L and G trains for trips to Union Square, and to dozens of latte shops, Thai restaurants and second hand clothing stores. Asking: $2800 per month. Parents credit check required, smoking permitted. Pets OK. Non-cultured people NOT OK. |
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Hide and Seek Champion wins again but loses.
Dead Hipster Found In Shed. - NY Sun
Dead Hipster Found - 1010 Wins
Decomposed Hipster Found
Urban Park Ranger : 'Ello. I wish to register a complaint.
(The New York’s Finest has his back to the Urban Park Ranger and does not respond.)
Urban Park Ranger : 'Ello, Miss?
New York’s Finest : (turning around, very angry) What do you mean, "miss"?
Urban Park Ranger : I'm sorry, I have a cold.
(The New York’s Finest nods, understanding.)
Urban Park Ranger : I wish to make a complaint!
New York’s Finest : (hurriedly) Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!
Urban Park Ranger : Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this hipster, what I found not half an hour ago from this very shed.
New York’s Finest : Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with it?
Urban Park Ranger : I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
New York’s Finest : No, no, 'e's ah... he's resting.
Urban Park Ranger : Look, matey, I know a dead hipster when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
New York’s Finest : No no, h-he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!
Urban Park Ranger : Restin'?
New York’s Finest : Y-yeah, restin.' Remarkable hipster, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, eh? Beautiful plumage!
Urban Park Ranger : The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!
New York’s Finest : Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Urban Park Ranger : All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)
'Ello, Polly! Mister Polly Hipster! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you wake up, Mr. Polly Hipster...
(New York’s Finest hits the shed)
New York’s Finest : There, he moved!
Urban Park Ranger : No, he didn't, that was you pushing the shed!
New York’s Finest : I never!!
Urban Park Ranger : Yes, you did!
New York’s Finest : I never, never....
(He pulls the hipster out of the shed and screams into its ear.)
Urban Park Ranger : 'ELLO POLLAAAAAAAY! POLL-EE! POLLY HIPSTER! WAKE UP!
(He bangs its head against the poll bottom, horribly hard.)
TESTIIIING! TESTIIIING! THIS IS YOUR NINE-O' CLOCK ALARM CALL!
(He does it again, harder.)
POLL-EEEEEEE!
(He tosses it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor. Longish pause.)
Now that's what I call a dead hipster.
New York’s Finest : No, no.... No, he's stunned.
Urban Park Ranger : STUNNED?
New York’s Finest : Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Urban Park Ranger : Look my lad, I've had just about enough of this. That hipster is definitely deceased, and when I found it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
New York’s Finest : Well, he's... he's, ah... probably pining for the fjords.
(Urban Park Ranger looks angrily back and forth, stuttering.)
Urban Park Ranger : PININ' for the FJORDS? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
New York’s Finest : The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on its back! Remarkable hipster, isn't it, guv, eh? Lovely plumage!
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Urban Park Ranger : (coldly) Look, I took the liberty of examining that hipster when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
New York’s Finest : Well, of course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that hipster down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its little pecker, and VOOM!
Urban Park Ranger : "VOOM?"
(Urban Park Ranger takes the hipster into his hands.)
Urban Park Ranger : Look matey, this hipster wouldn't "voom" if you put four thousand volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!
New York’s Finest : It's not! I-It's pining!
Urban Park Ranger : It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This hipster is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late hipster! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the shed he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-HIPSTER!
(pause)
New York’s Finest : Well, I'd better replace it, then.
(He disappears behind the shed.)
Urban Park Ranger : (turning to camera) If you want to get anything done in this country you've got to complain 'til you're blue in the mouth.
(The New York’s Finest returns.)
New York’s Finest : Sorry guv, we're fresh out of hipsters.
Urban Park Ranger : I see. I see, I get the picture.
New York’s Finest : (quietly) I-I've got a slug.
(pause)
Urban Park Ranger : (sweet as sugar) Does it talk?
New York’s Finest : Not really, no.
Urban Park Ranger : Well, it's SCARCELY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT then, IS IT?
New York’s Finest : Listen, I'll tell you what, tell you what, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Boston, he'll replace your hipster for you.
Urban Park Ranger : Boston, eh?
New York’s Finest : Yeah.
Urban Park Ranger : All right.
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That shit was funny.
Dead Hipster Sketch..
Now if only hipsters could come up with something as original as Monty Python I might actually start respecting them.
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A slug would be a good trade for a hipster, as a slug has more positive value that a hipster.
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For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit www.hipsterrunoff.com, as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of native NYCers for their hypocritical hatred of hipsters.
Don't forget that anti-hipster sentiment, of the type we see here, often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant about hipsters on this site.
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Ocusarap Yert wrote:
For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit http://www.hipstersRdouches.com instead as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of hipsters for being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and generally nilly white spoiled brat children.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant (cut n' paste) about non-hipsters on this site.
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For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit www.hipsterrunoff.com, as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of native NYCers for their hypocritical hatred of hipsters.
Don't forget that anti-hipster sentiment, of the type we see here, often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant about hipsters on this site.
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For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit http://www.hipstersRdouches.com instead as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of hipsters for being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and generally nilly white spoiled brat children.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant (cut n' paste) about non-hipsters on this site.
Reply to this
For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit www.hipsterrunoff.com, as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of native NYCers for their hypocritical hatred of hipsters.
Don't forget that anti-hipster sentiment, of the type we see here, often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant about hipsters on this site.
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For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit http://www.hipstersRdouches.com instead as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of hipsters for being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and generally nilly white spoiled brat children.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant (cut n' paste) about non-hipsters on this site.
Reply to this
For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit www.hipsterrunoff.com, as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of native NYCers for their hypocritical hatred of hipsters.
Don't forget that anti-hipster sentiment, of the type we see here, often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant about hipsters on this site.
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For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit http://www.hipstersRdouches.com instead as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of hipsters for being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and generally nilly white spoiled brat children.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant (cut n' paste) about non-hipsters on this site.
Reply to this
For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit www.hipsterrunoff.com, as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of native NYCers for their hypocritical hatred of hipsters.
Don't forget that anti-hipster sentiment, of the type we see here, often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant about hipsters on this site.
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For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit http://www.hipstersRdouches.com instead as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of hipsters for being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, and generally nilly white spoiled brat children.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant (cut n' paste) about non-hipsters on this site.
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Hello! I want to dispel the myth that children do not have the ability to decide what they want to do with their lives. Children are people. Some children have good ideas and others don't. Children are human. Age is an irrelevant factor in the ability to comprehend rationally. There are totally irrational and totally irresponsible adults out in the world.
I am twelve years old. I have been gay from a very young age and I feel that I am as much a gay person as someone walking down Christopher St. or the Castro or any so called gay neighborhood. Some gays do not recognize that a young person could be gay.
I believe in gay liberation. Gay liberation must include all aspects of the sexual freedom struggle. Young gays should be made to feel at home in the gay community. The gay rights lobby denounces the "lunatic fringe" groups (boy lovers, TVs, S&M, etc) to gain a more "respectable" look, and to collect funds from liberal politicians at election time. These actions could destroy the gay liberation struggle by splitting the gay movement. If we are to survive, all froms of gayness must be accepted.
One of the most important lessons you must learn about liberation is that you never sell out to the people oppressing you. The time is here where we must stay by our convictions and be ourselves, in order to show that no matter what they do to us, our ideas will live on in other peoples minds. We must flaunt love and fight oppression.
Changes are not made overnight. In order to change attitudes, we must find a dialogue to communicate with parents and authorities. In my life I just leveled with my mother. At first she didn't know whether I thought I was gay or just experimenting with gayness. She is fully supportive of my decision to be gay. Most parents are not like this, though.
I am gay. I am proud. Please be supportive of young gays. It's hard enough for adults to be gay. It is almost impossible for a gay boy to have a good healthy open relationship because of the atmosphere of the community towards youth. I accept all. You should too.
Yours in the struggle for liberation,
Trey Parasuco
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For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit www.hipsterrunoff.com, as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of native NYCers for their hypocritical hatred of hipsters.
Don't forget that anti-hipster sentiment, of the type we see here, often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant about hipsters on this site.
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Look everbody I can get drunk & cut n' paste, ain't that special.
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I support NAMBLA because they have given me a chance to philosophize publicly by printing my column. NAMBLA gave me support after the arrest of my man-friend. They have made me comfortable in a gay atmosphere. They take criticism well and always rectify mistakes.
NAMBLA does not lay low on the subject of youth emancipation. NAMBLA supports youth liberation and emancipation. NAMBLA is against the draft, circumcision and clitoridectomy, ageism and other positions pertaining to youth.
NAMBLA, in my view, is a very revolutionary organization. NAMBLA puts out the Bulletin, which is the only magazine of its kind in the U.S. Many NAMBLA members discontinued their sex lives in order to preach the truth about intergenerational sex. NAMBLA members are lovers who seek major changes in the structure of society.
So how could I not support NAMBLA? They are true gay people. They understand that gayness starts at a young age, too. Love comes in all forms, so a relationship should not be deemed wrong unless it is provable that the sex act was unconsensual. I believe in a sexual revolution. To quote Che Guevera, "The true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love." Keep up the good work, NAMBLA!
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I can't stop fucking laughing!!!
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http://gawker.com/5027719/deep-in-the-heart-of-nilla-brooklyn
For all you dipshits who want to be on the forefront of everything hip.
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To understand why they chose that symbol you must first understand how the girllovers think.
First of all, pedophilia is not about molesting children. The etymology of the word pedophilia comes from the Greek paidophilia or παιδοφιλια; παιδί = child and φιλια = love, friendship. As the name implies, a pedophile loves children the same way that you love adult men - there is not just the physical aspect, but also the emotional and spiritual. Most pedophiles are not - contrary to popular belief - victims of arrested development; many of them are highly intelligent, very well educated and function perfectly in society. They are perfectly normal with one exception - they are attracted to children, again, not just on the physical level.
That is - I think - why they chose that particular design for their logo. The big heart is the adult; the small heart the child. It looks sweet and caring because that is the way most girllovers/pedophiles are - they love children, so of course they want to be sweet and caring; the rapist who assaults children is the exception.
I have a very interesting interview with Lindsey Ashford, one of very few public pedophiles, that I can upload if anyone is interested. He talks about what about children (in his case girls between the ages of 7 and 11) he finds attractive and a whole lot of other things.
To get back to the subject of molestation: only about 10% of all sexual assaults on children are perpetrated by pedophiles - the rest are situational offenders that see an easy victim in the child. Most pedophiles never have any form of sexual contact with a child.
To get back to the issue of chlidlove, it's a movement that has existed for decades, with organisations like NAMBLA (North-American Man-Boy Love Association) fighting for the acceptance of pedophilia. A lot of the success that the gay rights movement has had is because of the pedophile movements within their organisations, actually.
For more information of girllove, you can visit the GL Wiki here: http://www.childlover.org/index.php/Main_Page
Or you could visit GirlChat (GC), one of the first forums for girllovers: https://www.annabelleigh.net/
For more information on lesbian girl-love, I would recommend a visit to Butterfly Kisses: http://www.bk-girls.org/
For more links, check the website-category at GL Wiki.
There are more boylove websites than you can shake a stick at; just google "boylove" and you'll find most of them. I have provided links to a podcast and an internet radio station completely dedicated to the issue of boylove in the pedophilia-thread.
To give you just one example, here is a Christian boylove-forum: http://www.cblf.org/
By the way, the international symbol for boylove is this:
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So, I guess you're a paedo then, eh? Well good luck not being labeled potential sex offender.
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To understand why they chose that symbol you must first understand how the girllovers think.
First of all, pedophilia is not about molesting children. The etymology of the word pedophilia comes from the Greek paidophilia or παιδοφιλια; παιδί = child and φιλια = love, friendship. As the name implies, a pedophile loves children the same way that you love adult men - there is not just the physical aspect, but also the emotional and spiritual. Most pedophiles are not - contrary to popular belief - victims of arrested development; many of them are highly intelligent, very well educated and function perfectly in society. They are perfectly normal with one exception - they are attracted to children, again, not just on the physical level.
That is - I think - why they chose that particular design for their logo. The big heart is the adult; the small heart the child. It looks sweet and caring because that is the way most girllovers/pedophiles are - they love children, so of course they want to be sweet and caring; the rapist who assaults children is the exception.
I have a very interesting interview with Lindsey Ashford, one of very few public pedophiles, that I can upload if anyone is interested. He talks about what about children (in his case girls between the ages of 7 and 11) he finds attractive and a whole lot of other things.
To get back to the subject of molestation: only about 10% of all sexual assaults on children are perpetrated by pedophiles - the rest are situational offenders that see an easy victim in the child. Most pedophiles never have any form of sexual contact with a child.
To get back to the issue of chlidlove, it's a movement that has existed for decades, with organisations like NAMBLA (North-American Man-Boy Love Association) fighting for the acceptance of pedophilia. A lot of the success that the gay rights movement has had is because of the pedophile movements within their organisations, actually.
For more information of girllove, you can visit the GL Wiki here: http://www.childlover.org/index.php/Main_Page
Or you could visit GirlChat (GC), one of the first forums for girllovers: https://www.annabelleigh.net/
For more information on lesbian girl-love, I would recommend a visit to Butterfly Kisses: http://www.bk-girls.org/
For more links, check the website-category at GL Wiki.
There are more boylove websites than you can shake a stick at; just google "boylove" and you'll find most of them. I have provided links to a podcast and an internet radio station completely dedicated to the issue of boylove in the pedophilia-thread.
To give you just one example, here is a Christian boylove-forum: http://www.cblf.org/
By the way, the international symbol for boylove is this:
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Trey Parasuco wrote:
For a more intelligent and relevant critique of modern hipsterism, visit www.hipsterrunoff.com, as this site has become nothing more than intelligent people making fun of native NYCers for their hypocritical hatred of hipsters.
Don't forget that anti-hipster sentiment, of the type we see here, often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount and way by which they rant about hipsters on this site.
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Trey,
Who the fuck are you kidding with your shtick about "what is a hipster anyway?"
Being a hipster doesn't mean that you own an ipod, it means that you dress and live your lifestyle a certain way. Literally this Wednesday I took the L train towards Manhattan and two hipsters were in my car. One guy had ripped jeans, a nose ring, long chops and -- the piece de resistance in a nod to irony -- a New Kids on the Block hat. Shockingly he got off at the Bedford Ave stop. Then a hipster chick was sitting to my right who was aiming for the holy grail of hipster women everywhere -- an imitation of Velma from Scooby Doo. She got off at the Lorimer St. stop.
The problem with hipsters is that they are complete clones devoid of any originality. They drink the same beer, listen to the same crappy bands, shop at the same thrift stores, all play the same gay sports (wiffleball, kickball etc.). Even that I could stomach if they didn't simultaneously have the pretension of acting like they are so original. Hipsters and their goddamn cult of irony have got to go.
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Hey, what's wrong with wiffleball?
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You forgot the Big Requirement:
They must have priced some normal hardworking family out of the neighborhood.
Only then do they have the right to move to the Big City to play Wiffleball.
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Searching "causes of gentrification" in Google pulls up this paper as the first hit:
http://comm-org.wisc.edu/papers2000/gentrify/contents.htm
Read it in detail, or at least look at the flow chart in the first chapter if you're smart enough to do that.
In fact, gentrification also takes place in neighborhoods that don't have a high hipster populations at all. An example of this would be the expansion of Columbia University into "Manhattanville" in West Harlem (http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/property/2006/05/columbias_manha.html).
You'll see that that causes of gentrification are multi-factorial, where the root causes are NOT because of the wealthier people who move in to a new neighborhood. That is merely just a symptom of deeper underlying social issues. It's funny how you just keep believing what you'd like to believe, which only validates what I've been saying all along. You're a meathead...if not by appearance then by mentality.
Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I said it. I'll just have to repeat myself. Read it again in detail until you actually get it.
Basically anyone who embraces a youthful and edgy urban style, who enjoys going to rock shows and divey-type bars is labeled a hipster these days. These people represent a significant fraction of the under-30 population in this city who enjoy keeping up with the latest in nightlife, music, art, and culture. Hipterism is the new mainstream, and basically anyone with a healthy and active social life is a "hipster". It's irrelevant whether hipsters truly re-invented certain elements of culture and style, or if they're just cultural consumers and social leeches like others would retort. It's simply the new reality.
An interesting observation on these anti-hipster ranters are their failed attempts to hijack online "hipster blogs" with their incoherent babble. These blogs often document various cultural activities in the city, and upon closer inspection of pictures therein, you'll find many people who don't fit a hipster stereotype at all, but are all thoroughly enjoying themselves. Of course, anti-hipster ranters still shout "hipster" at anyone and everyone they don't agree with. If you own an Ipod, they will call you "hipster". If you've ever gone to Starbucks, they will call you "hipster". If you are a freelancer and have your own work hours, they will call you "hipster". If you own any clothing from a thrift store or have edgy urban fashion sensibilities, they will call you "hipster". If you listen to bands on an indie record label, they will call you "hipster". If your hair is a little messy or scruffy, they wil call you "hipster". If you drink cheap beer like PBR, they will call you "hipster". If you are vegan, they will call you "hipster". If you simply exist, they will call you "hipster".
What does this all really mean? Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I CUT 'N PASTE it. I'll just have to CUT 'N PASTE it again. Read it again in detail until you actually get it. After all if you are a hipster you have no original thoughts and follow the trends of others.
Some signs you might be a hipster.
If you have body and beard lice you might be a hipster. If you refuse to use deodorant you might be a hipster. If you are female with hairy armpits you might be a hipster. If you drink PBR you might be a hipster or a fuckin' redneck. If you think tattoos are a fashion accessory you might be a hipster. If you think living in Brooklyn is cooler than living in Manhattan you might be a hipster.
Hipterism is the new mainstream, so conform now and dress like a fuckin' dweeb. The hipster chick is the male of the hipster species, become a hipster dude and self-castrate.
"If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities." What the fuck is a hipster revolution? The hipster revolution is nothing more than a fratboy mentality, sex drugs & booze, hardly a healthy and fulfilling lifestyle. We mock this nilla lifestyle because it demands that we do so.
Pro-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant (CUT N' PASTE) about NON-hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I said it. I'll just have to repeat myself. Read it again in detail until you actually get it.
Basically anyone who embraces a youthful and edgy urban style, who enjoys going to rock shows and divey-type bars is labeled a hipster these days. These people represent a significant fraction of the under-30 population in this city who enjoy keeping up with the latest in nightlife, music, art, and culture. Hipterism is the new mainstream, and basically anyone with a healthy and active social life is a "hipster". It's irrelevant whether hipsters truly re-invented certain elements of culture and style, or if they're just cultural consumers and social leeches like others would retort. It's simply the new reality.
An interesting observation on these anti-hipster ranters are their failed attempts to hijack online "hipster blogs" with their incoherent babble. These blogs often document various cultural activities in the city, and upon closer inspection of pictures therein, you'll find many people who don't fit a hipster stereotype at all, but are all thoroughly enjoying themselves. Of course, anti-hipster ranters still shout "hipster" at anyone and everyone they don't agree with. If you own an Ipod, they will call you "hipster". If you've ever gone to Starbucks, they will call you "hipster". If you are a freelancer and have your own work hours, they will call you "hipster". If you own any clothing from a thrift store or have edgy urban fashion sensibilities, they will call you "hipster". If you listen to bands on an indie record label, they will call you "hipster". If your hair is a little messy or scruffy, they wil call you "hipster". If you drink cheap beer like PBR, they will call you "hipster". If you are vegan, they will call you "hipster". If you simply exist, they will call you "hipster".
What does this all really mean? Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I CUT 'N PASTE it. I'll just have to CUT 'N PASTE it again. Read it again in detail until you actually get it. After all if you are a hipster you have no original thoughts and follow the trends of others.
Some signs you might be a hipster.
If you have body and beard lice you might be a hipster. If you refuse to use deodorant you might be a hipster. If you are female with hairy armpits you might be a hipster. If you drink PBR you might be a hipster or a fuckin' redneck. If you think tattoos are a fashion accessory you might be a hipster. If you think living in Brooklyn is cooler than living in Manhattan you might be a hipster.
Hipterism is the new mainstream, so conform now and dress like a fuckin' dweeb. The hipster chick is the male of the hipster species, become a hipster dude and self-castrate.
"If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities." What the fuck is a hipster revolution? The hipster revolution is nothing more than a fratboy mentality, sex drugs & booze, hardly a healthy and fulfilling lifestyle. We mock this nilla lifestyle because it demands that we do so.
Pro-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant (CUT N' PASTE) about NON-hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I said it. I'll just have to repeat myself. Read it again in detail until you actually get it.
Basically anyone who embraces a youthful and edgy urban style, who enjoys going to rock shows and divey-type bars is labeled a hipster these days. These people represent a significant fraction of the under-30 population in this city who enjoy keeping up with the latest in nightlife, music, art, and culture. Hipterism is the new mainstream, and basically anyone with a healthy and active social life is a "hipster". It's irrelevant whether hipsters truly re-invented certain elements of culture and style, or if they're just cultural consumers and social leeches like others would retort. It's simply the new reality.
An interesting observation on these anti-hipster ranters are their failed attempts to hijack online "hipster blogs" with their incoherent babble. These blogs often document various cultural activities in the city, and upon closer inspection of pictures therein, you'll find many people who don't fit a hipster stereotype at all, but are all thoroughly enjoying themselves. Of course, anti-hipster ranters still shout "hipster" at anyone and everyone they don't agree with. If you own an Ipod, they will call you "hipster". If you've ever gone to Starbucks, they will call you "hipster". If you are a freelancer and have your own work hours, they will call you "hipster". If you own any clothing from a thrift store or have edgy urban fashion sensibilities, they will call you "hipster". If you listen to bands on an indie record label, they will call you "hipster". If your hair is a little messy or scruffy, they wil call you "hipster". If you drink cheap beer like PBR, they will call you "hipster". If you are vegan, they will call you "hipster". If you simply exist, they will call you "hipster".
What does this all really mean? Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I CUT 'N PASTE it. I'll just have to CUT 'N PASTE it again. Read it again in detail until you actually get it. After all if you are a hipster you have no original thoughts and follow the trends of others.
Some signs you might be a hipster.
If you have body and beard lice you might be a hipster. If you refuse to use deodorant you might be a hipster. If you are female with hairy armpits you might be a hipster. If you drink PBR you might be a hipster or a fuckin' redneck. If you think tattoos are a fashion accessory you might be a hipster. If you think living in Brooklyn is cooler than living in Manhattan you might be a hipster.
Hipterism is the new mainstream, so conform now and dress like a fuckin' dweeb. The hipster chick is the male of the hipster species, become a hipster dude and self-castrate.
"If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities." What the fuck is a hipster revolution? The hipster revolution is nothing more than a fratboy mentality, sex drugs & booze, hardly a healthy and fulfilling lifestyle. We mock this nilla lifestyle because it demands that we do so.
Pro-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can.
Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant (CUT N' PASTE) about NON-hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I said it. I'll just have to repeat myself. Read it again in detail until you actually get it.
Basically anyone who embraces a youthful and edgy urban style, who enjoys going to rock shows and divey-type bars is labeled a hipster these days. These people represent a significant fraction of the under-30 population in this city who enjoy keeping up with the latest in nightlife, music, art, and culture. Hipterism is the new mainstream, and basically anyone with a healthy and active social life is a "hipster". It's irrelevant whether hipsters truly re-invented certain elements of culture and style, or if they're just cultural consumers and social leeches like others would retort. It's simply the new reality.
An interesting observation on these anti-hipster ranters are their failed attempts to hijack online "hipster blogs" with their incoherent babble. These blogs often document various cultural activities in the city, and upon closer inspection of pictures therein, you'll find many people who don't fit a hipster stereotype at all, but are all thoroughly enjoying themselves. Of course, anti-hipster ranters still shout "hipster" at anyone and everyone they don't agree with. If you own an Ipod, they will call you "hipster". If you've ever gone to Starbucks, they will call you "hipster". If you are a freelancer and have your own work hours, they will call you "hipster". If you own any clothing from a thrift store or have edgy urban fashion sensibilities, they will call you "hipster". If you listen to bands on an indie record label, they will call you "hipster". If your hair is a little messy or scruffy, they wil call you "hipster". If you drink cheap beer like PBR, they will call you "hipster". If you are vegan, they will call you "hipster". If you simply exist, they will call you "hipster".
What does this all really mean? Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time I CUT 'N PASTED it. I'll just have to CUT N' PASTE IT again. Read it again in detail until you actually get it.
1. I am a fucking dweeb.
2. I went the prom with my first cousin.
3. I am not an artist or musician even though I say I am.
4. I do not have sex, although I am a frequent masturbator.
5. I do not have a job, I do not contribute to society, but I mock those who do.
6. I was a bed wetter until I was 16.
7. I dress the same as all my friends to preserve my individuality.
8. I do not use personal hygiene products because I find them offensive.
9. I do not like anybody who is not like me.
10. I do not like me.
And finally, nothing I do is original, I copy those around me, I can only cut n' paste. Like most hipsters that is the extent of my originality.
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Anti-hipster sentiment is really based on a resentment of people who have healthier and more fulfilling social lives. Judging from their comments, a lot of anti-hipster sentiment evidently comes from "tough guy" non-intellectual homophobic macho types who feel that the more sensitive, intelligent, physically slimmer, and culturally aware hipster ideal threatens their insecure sense of masculinity. At some point in their lives they probably got mocked and ridiculed, or even had beer poured all over their heads, by some downtown girl with a tattoo (aka "hipster") after trying to pull some lame move on them. If you think about it, in some ways the entire hipster revolution came about to mock and ridicule such people and their mentalities. It's not about meat and muscle anymore. Anti-hipster sentiment often comes from people who simply can't keep up with social change and are envious of those who can. Remember...you can always rate the amount of insecurity someone has by the amount they rant about hipsters.
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Remember...you can always rate the size of penis someone has by the amount they rant (CUT N' PASTE) about NON-hipsters.
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What Is Man/Boy Love?
Man/Boy Love: Propaganda versus reality
To explain man/boy love today, one must first explain what it is not: It is not what you view on television or read in newspapers. It’s not what you hear on Oprah or Geraldo, nor is it the propaganda put out by police and politicians.
It’s the love of a man for a boy, and of a boy for a man. Enjoyable, consensual, beautiful.
The Love that Dare Not Speak Its Name
The "Love that dare not speak its name" in this century is such a great affection of an elder for a younger man as there was between David and Jonathan, such as Plato made the very basis of his philosophy, and such as you find in the sonnets of Michelangelo and Shakespeare. It is that deep, spiritual affection that is as pure as it is perfect. It dictates and pervades great works of art like those of Shakespeare and Michelangelo, and those two letters of mine, such as they are. It is in this century misunderstood, so much misunderstood that it may be described as the "Love that dare not speak its name," and on account of it I am placed where I am now. It is beautiful, it is fine, it is the noblest form of affection. There is nothing unnatural about it. It is intellectual, and it repeatedly exists between an elder and a younger man, when the elder man has intellect, and the younger man has all the joy, hope and glamour of life before him. That it should be so, the world does not understand. The world mocks at it and sometimes puts one in the pillory for it.
~ Oscar Wilde, playwright
Who We Are
As never before, our society is beginning to recognize the value and richness of human diversity. The manifold nature of our humanity appears in the emotional, spiritual, and physical attractions between people. Attractions between men and boys can be found in every society, crossing lines of race, age, temperament and occupation. They form a sure basis for mentoring and friendship traditions the world over. Man/boy love is exceptional only for the degree to which it is still misunderstood in cultures derived from Northwestern Europe. Most man/boy relationships are based on mutual respect and affection, and strongly desired by both partners. Such relationships do not harm anyone, and often entail many benefits for both man and boy. Boy-lovers and boys alike respond to the needs of those they love — needs for affection, understanding, and freedom.
Who we are is perhaps best understood from Dr. John Money’s account of two boys, who speak about how they view their adult lovers: Andy – “Just as normal as anybody else. He is like a second father to me.” Burt – “He’s neat; and he’s nice, and gives me more respect than anyone ever has ... he treats me like an adult, not like my parents treat me. To me, he’s my best friend.”
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I wish somebody make some Hipster Porn. I hate the male hispters but the female one... I would love to tame them from behind and teach them how natives actually do it. It will be the best if they live in Condo M so I don't have to use a rubber.
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What Is Man/Boy Love?
Man/Boy Love: Propaganda versus reality
To explain man/boy love today, one must first explain what it is not: It is not what you view on television or read in newspapers. It’s not what you hear on Oprah or Geraldo, nor is it the propaganda put out by police and politicians.
It’s the love of a man for a boy, and of a boy for a man. Enjoyable, consensual, beautiful.
The Love that Dare Not Speak Its Name
The "Love that dare not speak its name" in this century is such a great affection of an elder for a younger man as there was between David and Jonathan, such as Plato made the very basis of his philosophy, and such as you find in the sonnets of Michelangelo and Shakespeare. It is that deep, spiritual affection that is as pure as it is perfect. It dictates and pervades great works of art like those of Shakespeare and Michelangelo, and those two letters of mine, such as they are. It is in this century misunderstood, so much misunderstood that it may be described as the "Love that dare not speak its name," and on account of it I am placed where I am now. It is beautiful, it is fine, it is the noblest form of affection. There is nothing unnatural about it. It is intellectual, and it repeatedly exists between an elder and a younger man, when the elder man has intellect, and the younger man has all the joy, hope and glamour of life before him. That it should be so, the world does not understand. The world mocks at it and sometimes puts one in the pillory for it.
~ Oscar Wilde, playwright
Who We Are
As never before, our society is beginning to recognize the value and richness of human diversity. The manifold nature of our humanity appears in the emotional, spiritual, and physical attractions between people. Attractions between men and boys can be found in every society, crossing lines of race, age, temperament and occupation. They form a sure basis for mentoring and friendship traditions the world over. Man/boy love is exceptional only for the degree to which it is still misunderstood in cultures derived from Northwestern Europe. Most man/boy relationships are based on mutual respect and affection, and strongly desired by both partners. Such relationships do not harm anyone, and often entail many benefits for both man and boy. Boy-lovers and boys alike respond to the needs of those they love — needs for affection, understanding, and freedom.
Who we are is perhaps best understood from Dr. John Money’s account of two boys, who speak about how they view their adult lovers: Andy – “Just as normal as anybody else. He is like a second father to me.” Burt – “He’s neat; and he’s nice, and gives me more respect than anyone ever has ... he treats me like an adult, not like my parents treat me. To me, he’s my best friend.”
You can help by joining.
You can also help by making a donation.
Most of all, you can help by becoming an active member.
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